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Wow, I found my very first website that was hosted via Pepperdine University. Wow, what memories. Well, if you wanted some insight into my past, and how I thought back then and what the hell that means now... here goes. This was definitely a trip down the wayback machine. I think sometimes I was funny and other times I thought I was funny. (I realize that some people would say this is still true). Anyway, read at your own risk.
A GUIDE TO ALL OF OUR INSIDE JOKES
Agitate: (-ing, -or) 1. To become inflamed 2. To arouse emotion, mostly anger
B
Boy: 1. Cute, available, sweet, generous, kind, initiating contact with me 2. Someone who sucks at times
Boyfriend: The boy who happens to be paying for the date at the moment (atm).
C
Catalina: Hottie sighting
Crack: That which is used only on Even days
D
Dawson's Creek: The show that either reflects my life, is my life, or is what my life should be, or influences my life. Think Joey=me Lucas=Jack?/Dawson?
Dun Dun Dun: Melodic "Please Step Away From The Platform" in Texan drawl
E
Eighties (80s) Blue: The color of a car that should stay in the 80s
Eighties (80s) Influence: The way I allegedly dress. Ask Jen and Alice
Elephant Boy: Ewww...Scarrry. Picture upon request.
F
Flame: 1. "Flame, I wanna be gay forever, I wanna learn how to ride!" Fame tune. 2. Lucas's apartmentmates, so-called friends
Freak: 1. A person who is odd 2. A situation that is odd 3. Expression of disacknowledgement. ex: What the freak?! Freakin freak. Freak this.
Handcuffs: 1. Christmas Present 2. GREAT Conversation Piece 3. Used in multiple positions
Happy: That which is good.
He he he: Laughing. Online mostly. Unless you are Lucas. aka LOL/LIS/ROTFL
Help: 1. A song that drives us crazy 2. Not recommended for roommate contentment
"Hustle": Do the hustle. Ask the coal miner. (finger popping).
J
JenBeck Enterprises: Becky and Jen's corporation, subsidies include: Boys 4 Us, TLC's Counseling Clinic, Random Soil (the band), Sigma Epsilon Chi (the coed fraternity), Single Souls United, Appointments.com, etc
L
LBIP: 1. Presence indicated by YPIN 2. Acronyms for Luster Boy Is Present
Liek: Like? Ask Lucas.
LIS: Laughing Inside/Laughing In Silence. Done in a Computer Lab Only.
Lusterboy: 1. "Shining" example of a boyfriend 2. Boy who lusts 3. Ask Lucas for best description
Nester: 1. Character of questionable existance in DragonWarrior 2. The one who I shop with.
Not Happy: That which is not good
P
Parachute and Socks: What we are wearing at any given time, at any given moment, online IM
Position #257: You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Backseat of a Celica, Any questions?
R
Roommate: One with a hairy butt 2. Ask Jen. Which one is the question.
S
Shop: 1. Sexually Compromising Position
Soigasm: 1. Life-changing experience as a result of soil 2. Electrifying
Soil: 1. Byproduct of soigasm 2. Yellow and blinking on FantasyLand 3. Ask Alice for best description
Squirt: The beverage of choice for me, can cause intoxication under the right conditions
Suck: (Available upon request)
T
The Grader: 1. Could be a loser 2. Could be a dork 3. Majored in history and is now a grad student in it = L-O-S-E-R
Titanic: 1. The movie. The experience. My life. 2. You must see it due to "Iceburg, Straight Ahead!"
TLC: 1. me 2. CrazySexyCool 3. The Learning Channel 4. Tender Loving Care
Toilet Paper: One roll a day; keeps the soil away! Stay away from "linty" kind.
Towel: 1. That which askew 2. Protector from SOIL
U
Umm Friend 1. What Lucas Was 2. The girlfriend that isn't 3. Friends with a benefit plan 4. What Lucas wants to be again
Uzheeboo: something so cute it's . . . uzheeboo!
W
Washing Machine: Synonym for Agitate (see definition above)
Winnie The Pooh: As follows: Eeyore=Alice Kanga=Bonnie Owl=Indy Christopher Robin=Josh Rabbit=Dominique Tigger=me Gopher=Lucas Piglet=Jen
Y
Yellow Post-It Note: (YPIN) Indication of LBIP
Josh - He began this page. But then I got some help to fix it up on my own since he ditched me for SPAIN. Now he's back. Be afraid, not! He's cute and available. I have his phone number . . . By the way, Josh is like my male best friend who can only exist as a platonic (current definition) boyfriend. Plus he is the assitant webmaster at Pepperdine. He's also witty and yet is still looking for the woman of his dreams...
Jen bka My Best Friend: She's my homegirl. We are roommates this year but definitely soulmate sisters for life. I don't know what I would do without her. A. She puts up with me. B. She understands "randomnity." C. She's cute and sweet and funny and witty and smart. And a reflection of either who I partially am...or who I strive to be like. N E wayz, she is "da bomb." She is also a Pooh fan.
Lucas (AKA ******boy) - The ExBoyfriend, Refriend, ?: He is a pretty off the wall, sexy, cute guy. But he is a nimrod on occasion. Fun to be around, (mainly because Jen and I are able to tease him to no end), but sometimes he's just fun period. Huggable, loveable, available, whatable. "he he he"
Denetta aka Tigress -Definitely the bomb homegirl with homestyle. Very cute, very fun, very s t r e s s e d ... but I try to keep her away from academaholicism and overloading her busy life. Aside from school and work she also is the Prez of Phi Alpha Delta (The PreLaw Fraternity). She's one of those people that you just HAVE to have around.
Bonnie aka Bon Bon -The singer. Yes the performer in our group who was in "Hansel and Gretel" last year (Pepperdine Opera). And lover of "Into the Woods" she is only slightly less obsessed with TITANIC (story and movie) than I, myself, am. Highly spirited and funny and motivating. She is really a sweet, nice and inspirational friend. I am very blessed that I found her.:)
Andrea aka Monkey: My married friend. She is a really strong individual who has been through as much as I have been through and yet she even handles trials and tribulations better than myself. She works for RLO Facilities with me...and I was lucky enough to live with her in E. Pengilly for two years (once as her SA) and then we roomed together for two consecutive summers. Amusing little girl...
Alice -the apartmentmate with attitude: Expect honesty. Lots of blunt honesty from this Morrissey/Super"Beetle"Drag/sorta gothic chic. She is like shorter than Andrea (who is pretty short herself) and yet she's got a really loud bark. Beware Alice's raging wrath. That's all I can truly warn you of. Oh yeah, she is fun to hang out with.:)
Matthew bka Max aka Maxwell: He thinks I'm weird. Which is true, but he himself is also weird. He is a lover of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (for reasons which may remain unsaid on here) and he has many many talents...some of which are also left unsaid. He is a freshie but since he took a coupla years off we let him hang out with us... (not true...just kidding)..In any event, he does give decent advice.
Dominique: The other apartmentmate....she's a really sweet girl with alot of nurturing feelings. Awesome golf player, sent to Pepperdine from Switzerland. She's really cool. And she doesn't mind TITANIC so much so madd props to her...and she only makes fun of me sometimes. "he he he"
Loren: The artist. SA in RHO. Strange boy.
Paul "Heidelberg": Crazy. Interesting. Bizzare. Loveable. Desireable. Need I say more??? Paul is a fun guy. Someone to get to know cuz you're reeling to know more.
Cat: Meow. She graduated..:( but, she's still cool kickin it in RENO. . . She's a dreamer. Awesome listener. Kindhearted. Meow.
Erik: He's scared of me. He's the assistant manager of Pepperdine's Basketball Team He's really shy but a really good friend.
Indy: Intelligent and adorable and witty. He's one to be on top of all the latest issues. Ask him many many questions. Get many many answers.
TC: He's pretty cool. A computer literate, intelligent, sweet guy.
Link to Fantasy Land This is the place to go to for awesome games and people. I love the admins: TDOG AND PEEKABOO!! And then there's Renhoek, Circa, Olite, Nissa, Weasel, Snoop, Dragon, EricDraven, Kariya, and many many more (sorry guys ran out of space)...
MORE TO COME...Don't Worry ...if I forgot you, I really didn't. I'm still working on this page, slowly but surely!! Last update 2-28-99